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US MNT Mission 2010: Preview Edition

Briefing: Gentlemen, please open your dossiers and prepare to learn about your objective. Before the deadline on April 25, 2009, I will be revealing the names of the 13 most integral agents of a clandestine organization known only as the “MNT”. Your duty is to learn about these agents’ skills, actions and tasks in preparation for Mission 2010.

Every day, return to this location at this exact time so you can be brought up to speed on the identities of the MNT agents. 

Special Skills: The MNT is a covert force of the nation’s best athletes who are consistently ignored by the establishment. Although their activities are supported by people around the globe, here in America they walk among us without recognition. Their attributes, especially the use of their feet, could produce awe in the US audience. They are hell-bent on spreading their activities throughout the US, and recent intelligence shows their plan could work.

International Actions: The MNT’s past missions of this magnitude have been largely unsuccessful. Although the agency had a very successful Mission 2002, they still failed to eliminate all of their targets. There is little known about Mission 2006, as it appears MNT members have tried to destroy all evidence of that ugly episode. Former MNT Director Arena was ultimately neutralized due to that incident. MNT is back now though, and stronger than ever.      

Mission: Your mission is to return to STO over the next two weeks to receive briefings on the MNT’s agents. The MNT’s mission, should they decide to accept it, is to bring honor and glory to the US by besting their international foes at the 2010 in South Africa.  In the event they fail to perform as expected in 2010, US soccer fans will disavow any knowledge of their actions. Good luck and God speed. This message will self-destruct in five seconds.