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US MNT Mission 2010: Agent Donovan

Briefing: Agent Landon Donovan (aka “Landycakes”) is one of the most senior members of the MNT, despite his relatively young age. Along with Agents Onyewu and Beasley, Agent Donovan was one of the members of Project Bradenton, and since then he has become the most prolific scorer in the history of the MNT. He’s their top assassin.

Special Skills: Agent Donovan is the fastest player on the MNT when he has the ball at his feet. His mercurial talent landed him in Germany at a young age, but he could not cut it in the foreign land, so he returned to MLS where he has become that league’s best player. After a short stint in GER once again, Donovan is poised to return to the US.

International Actions: Agent Donovan’s rise to fame occurred during Mission 2002, when he established himself as one of the best players in the world. Unfortunately, Mission 2006 was a huge failure for him personally and the team collectively. The question is now whether he can rebound and become the leader the MNT needs him to be.

Mission: Agent Donovan’s mission, should he decide to accept it, will be to notch as many goals as possible during Mission 2010 so as to eliminate the MNT’s opposition. In order for the mission to be successful, Agent Donovan will have to shirk his selfish image and become the epitome of a leader and team player. This message will self-destruct in five seconds.