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LLTO Wednesday WAG: Caroline Celico (12/30)

The Beauty: It’s my last LLTO post of the year (and the last of this laboriously long series), so I am glad I get to write about one of soccer’s present and future queens: Caroline Celico. Caroline is a goddess, but she is in love with two men. One is her savior and one is her husband. One is flawless. He never makes a mistake. He always considers the less fortunate. He has never been known to act selfishly. He puts the last first, and the first last. The other one is Jesus.  

The Beast: So, which soccer star can perform miracles on the field (and maybe off of it)? Kaka, of course. Did you think a beauty like Caroline would settle for anyone less? Kaka played 200 games for Milan, but now he is with . He has also racked up almost 75 caps for . As a previous winner of the World Player of the Year Award, Kaka has few rivals. He is also a decent man who practices what he preaches, a rare sight in modern soccer. 

The Bard: Caroline is a beauty who shuns the spotlight, which makes me like her even more:

My series on sexy Spanish WAGs is now complete, I have given you the entire scoop.

I’ve capped off my tour of ladies with the wife of a man whose name is synonymous with poop.

She’s the only normal girl I’ve profiled out of hundreds and hundreds of WAGs.

Unlike those hussies, she’s not a beauty queen and she’s never been in nudie mags.

Now that I’ve finished these posts about ladies, I’m ready to drink a dozen beers.

2010 is almost here my friends, I hope you have a very happy new years.