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All I Want For X-mas: Conclusion

Well X-mas is finally here and that tells me two things about our readers.  The first is that you have heard enough about Uncle Larry’s hip replacement story (which he tells every year at X-mas) and the second thing I have learned is that you can’t get enough Serie A news for the upcoming year.  Well I am sure a quarter of you out there just come here to see the ladies in the slutty Santa outfits, but I can’t blame you.  I find the outfits to be one of the greatest inventions in the world since Penicillin.

But I hope you have at least learned a little bit about what each team is looking for this upcoming transfer window.  Sure most of the teams can’t afford marquee star players and will have to settle for the leftovers stuck in the back of the fridge next to the cranberry sauce instead of prime meat like David Villa or David Silva, but such is life.  Hopefully you got a few laughs out of what some teams wanted this X-mas.

It’s a long season and not even half of it is over yet, so you will hear plenty more about the speculation of who is going where and what is on tap in the rumor mill.  I wish all of you a Merry X-mas and if you are not Christian then I wish you a Happy Hanukkah, Happy Festivus, or whatever day you celebrate.  The new year is about to begin which means that there will be plenty more lists accompanied with a ladies dressed in outfits that hopefully the father’s will never see.  

Merry X-mas!

The Yank